Role-playing? What's that?
Channel ID: 2138868546
Channel Name: Old Pond Pub
Session started: 2011.04.17 18:31:11
[ 2011.04.17 18:31:11 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: The sign outside reads the "Old Pond Pub". There's a picture of someone being ducked into a pond with a ducking stool. As you enter the run-down wood-panelled bar, the stench of stale carpets, tobacco and weapons-fire is overwhelming. A holoscreen showing re-runs of old comedies flickers in the corner. Back issues of Freebooted magazine have been used to mop up spillages.The bar has been extended into the property next-door where the room opens out into a large planck-field generated area containing red-lit booths, catwalks and poles and a dance-floor, The decor has a Minmatar Hurricane theme. A few prostitutes and exotic dancers wander amongst the clientelle of militants, escaped prisoners and bemused tourists.Bartender Droid > GREETINGS CAPSULEER, MAY I OFFER YOU A BEVERAGE, A SNACK OR -bzzzt- A PUNCH IN THE FACE?
[ 2011.04.17 18:58:29 ] Seismic Stan > /emote drops a pin.
[ 2011.04.17 18:58:42 ] noise > shhh
[ 2011.04.17 18:59:01 ] Seismic Stan > Sorry.
[ 2011.04.17 18:59:59 ] noise > And why is there a bar in the library?
[ 2011.04.17 19:00:07 ] noise > and where are all the books?
[ 2011.04.17 19:00:54 ] Seismic Stan > They're holding up the broken furniture.
[ 2011.04.17 19:02:22 ] noise > /emote picks up a book. *table falls over*
[ 2011.04.17 19:03:19 ] noise > I see. So I can either sit at a table or read? Not both!
[ 2011.04.17 19:03:55 ] Seismic Stan > No. If you're reading, you can do it outside. You'll bring the place into repute.
[ 2011.04.17 19:04:20 ] noise > /emote throws book on the floor.
[ 2011.04.17 19:04:41 ] noise > right. I'll have white wine please.
[ 2011.04.17 19:05:12 ] Seismic Stan > /emote covers his face in despair.
[ 2011.04.17 19:05:28 ] Seismic Stan > Rum-flavoured 'white wine' okay?
[ 2011.04.17 19:06:02 ] noise > It sure is. That was a test and you passed.
[ 2011.04.17 19:06:24 ] noise > /emote pushed a slumped body out of a chair and sits down
[ 2011.04.17 19:07:26 ] Seismic Stan > /emote points to the bar-droid.
[ 2011.04.17 19:07:31 ] Seismic Stan > He does the drinks around here.
[ 2011.04.17 19:07:34 ] Craftsman 074 > quietly un-cocks his molecular stripper and puts it back in its holster
[ 2011.04.17 19:08:13 ] Agent Smitty > Lotsa people in here.
[ 2011.04.17 19:09:32 ] noise > /emote walks over to the bar
[ 2011.04.17 19:09:55 ] noise > Rum please good. erm. sir.
[ 2011.04.17 19:10:42 ] Seismic Stan > /emote holds his breath and braces, only relaxing when the droid begins pouring the drink.
[ 2011.04.17 19:11:08 ] noise > Thank you.
[ 2011.04.17 19:11:22 ] noise > /emote walks back over to the chair and sits down.
[ 2011.04.17 19:11:24 ] Seismic Stan > Sometimes his logic circuits go a bit screwy when people ask him stuff. He doesn't always give exactly what is asked for.
[ 2011.04.17 19:11:38 ] noise > /emote sniffs the glass
[ 2011.04.17 19:12:03 ] noise > smells vile!
[ 2011.04.17 19:12:15 ] Seismic Stan > S'okay, if there's fluid in the glass, it'll be what you ordered. But sometimes the glass ends up in the customer.
[ 2011.04.17 19:12:39 ] Seismic Stan > We could get him fixed, but sometimes, it's funny.
[ 2011.04.17 19:13:02 ] Teh Smit > I thought I fixed him.
[ 2011.04.17 19:13:10 ] noise > I guess that might account for some of the glass on the floor then?
[ 2011.04.17 19:13:16 ] Teh Smit > Oh, wait, I made him worse. That's right.
[ 2011.04.17 19:15:22 ] Seismic Stan > /emote 's commlink bleeps.
[ 2011.04.17 19:15:30 ] Seismic Stan > 'Scuse me, I've got to take this.
[ 2011.04.17 19:15:33 ] Seismic Stan > /emote steps into the kitchen.
[ 2011.04.17 19:18:03 ] noise > /emote takes out a data pad and starts flicking through something labelled 'twitter'
[ 2011.04.17 19:18:34 ] Kalaratiri > /emote raises her eyebrows as she comes in > What with the glass on the floor?
[ 2011.04.17 19:19:27 ] noise > /emote points at Teh Smit
[ 2011.04.17 19:20:48 ] Kalaratiri > /emote grins > And what has smit done to put glass all over the floor? Playing darts with beer bottles?
[ 2011.04.17 19:20:51 ] Teh Smit > Oi, what'cha pointin' at me for?
[ 2011.04.17 19:21:14 ] noise > You said that you broke the droid!
[ 2011.04.17 19:21:55 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote slides gently under the table.
[ 2011.04.17 19:22:22 ] Teh Smit > No, see, I altered the droid a while back.
[ 2011.04.17 19:22:38 ] Teh Smit > It was an effort to make it work better.
[ 2011.04.17 19:22:49 ] Teh Smit > Ended up sending it on a killing spree.
[ 2011.04.17 19:23:01 ] Teh Smit > Hasn't quite been the same since, even though I keep trying to fix it.
[ 2011.04.17 19:23:19 ] noise > Congratulations on that engineering feat.
[ 2011.04.17 19:23:24 ] noise > So. What IS with all the glass on the floor then?
[ 2011.04.17 19:23:47 ] Teh Smit > I'm just assuming that Stan got into a row with Greenbeard or something and someone threw a mug.
[ 2011.04.17 19:24:08 ] noise > That normal round here then?
[ 2011.04.17 19:24:18 ] Teh Smit > Somewhat.
[ 2011.04.17 19:24:25 ] Teh Smit > You don't get Stan mad.
[ 2011.04.17 19:24:39 ] Teh Smit > Last time that happened, someone ended up being integrated into the kitchen.
[ 2011.04.17 19:24:39 ] Craftsman 074 > Normal???? Here?????
[ 2011.04.17 19:26:17 ] noise > Typical Brutor then?
[ 2011.04.17 19:26:47 ] Kalaratiri > Oh, I don't know. I know some very nice brutor
[ 2011.04.17 19:27:03 ] Vsmit > Hey, I take offense to that.
[ 2011.04.17 19:27:03 ] Kalaratiri > and some rather scary sebiestor
[ 2011.04.17 19:27:27 ] noise > hey. Vsmit. I didn;t say YOU were a typical Brutor!
[ 2011.04.17 19:27:30 ] Teh Smit > Yeah, Long Jack's a pretty scary Sebiestor.
[ 2011.04.17 19:30:05 ] noise > /emote stares at the bar-droid.
[ 2011.04.17 19:30:29 ] noise > Why has the droid got a chair leg wedged into it's side?
[ 2011.04.17 19:31:05 ] Teh Smit > Huh. Never noticed that before.
[ 2011.04.17 19:32:15 ] noise > /emote walks over to the droid and yanks at the chair leg.
[ 2011.04.17 19:32:40 ] noise > *Sparks fly from the bar-droid*
[ 2011.04.17 19:32:51 ] noise > erm. You might want to look at that!
[ 2011.04.17 19:33:05 ] noise > /emote walks away from the sparking droid.
[ 2011.04.17 19:33:49 ] Teh Smit > I'll check on it later.
[ 2011.04.17 19:34:01 ] Teh Smit > I'm sure it's fine.
[ 2011.04.17 19:35:17 ] Kalaratiri > /emote smirks and shakes her head > Technical people you lot
[ 2011.04.17 19:36:11 ] Teh Smit > I didn't build it.
[ 2011.04.17 19:36:17 ] Teh Smit > I just screw with the programming.
[ 2011.04.17 19:36:29 ] noise > /emote mumbles 'I could fix it if I wanted to'
[ 2011.04.17 19:37:17 ] Teh Smit > And why don't you want to?
[ 2011.04.17 19:37:50 ] noise > I left my toolkit in my other jacket.
[ 2011.04.17 19:38:01 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote orders a large rum from the droid.
[ 2011.04.17 19:38:36 ] Teh Smit > *The droid sputters a bit and puches Craftsman 074.
[ 2011.04.17 19:38:40 ] Teh Smit > **
[ 2011.04.17 19:38:42 ] Seismic Stan > /emote enters from the kitchen just in time to see the bar droid take a viscous swing at Craftsman.
[ 2011.04.17 19:39:07 ] Seismic Stan > Aaw, not again.
[ 2011.04.17 19:39:16 ] Seismic Stan > /emote goes back into the kitchen hurriedly.
[ 2011.04.17 19:39:17 ] Kalaratiri > /emote hurridly heads for the far wall to get away from the droid
[ 2011.04.17 19:39:25 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote screams as a stray spark from the droid ignites the rum.
[ 2011.04.17 19:39:52 ] noise > /emote stares at his empty glass and decides that he doesn't want another rum just yet!
[ 2011.04.17 19:40:08 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote throws the rum on the floor where it sets fire to.........everything.
[ 2011.04.17 19:40:42 ] noise > /emote hurridly walks over to the other side of the room
[ 2011.04.17 19:40:58 ] Seismic Stan > /emote peers out from the kitchen, then disappears from view momentarily before a fire extuinguisher is hurled through the doorway into the bar.
[ 2011.04.17 19:41:10 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote runs out the door asking for a refund
[ 2011.04.17 19:41:15 ] Seismic Stan > Somebody see to that. (from the kitchen)
[ 2011.04.17 19:41:28 ] noise > /emote stares at the fire extinguisher surrounded by flames
[ 2011.04.17 19:41:50 ] noise > Err. Teh Smit, you want to get that?
[ 2011.04.17 19:42:14 ] noise > /emote looks around for Teh Smit
[ 2011.04.17 19:42:21 ] Teh Smit > Nah, it'll be fine.
[ 2011.04.17 19:42:53 ] Kalaratiri > /emote sighs before jumping onto the top of a table and running across it, bridging the flames. She then grabs the fine extinguisher and makes a path through to noise > Here you go *she says sweetly*
[ 2011.04.17 19:43:15 ] noise > /emote takes the fire extinguisher.
[ 2011.04.17 19:43:16 ] Craftsman 074 > Bad news Stan. I called the fire section, but it appears you haven't paid this month's installment on your "insurance"
[ 2011.04.17 19:43:28 ] noise > Erm. Thanks for that
[ 2011.04.17 19:44:12 ] Kalaratiri > Your welcome *grins* Now go put that fire out before craftsman starts throwing gin at it
[ 2011.04.17 19:44:47 ] noise > /emote walks over to where the large fire is and activates the fire extinguisher.
[ 2011.04.17 19:45:01 ] noise > It doesn't work!
[ 2011.04.17 19:45:02 ] Craftsman 074 > Ha! the gin you get in here wouldn't burn anyway.
[ 2011.04.17 19:45:39 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote sticks a sausage on a stick and starts to cook it.
[ 2011.04.17 19:45:45 ] noise > /emote hits the fire extinguisher
[ 2011.04.17 19:46:18 ] Kalaratiri > /emote calls to the kitchen > Stan, how old is your fire extinguisher? and Craftsman, where the hell did you get that sausage
[ 2011.04.17 19:46:46 ] Craftsman 074 > In my pocket, if you want , I'll find one for you.
[ 2011.04.17 19:46:47 ] Teh Smit > Where's Merinne? Her stuff could take care of this fire, easy.
[ 2011.04.17 19:46:51 ] noise > /emote hits the fire extinguisher on the floor.
[ 2011.04.17 19:47:13 ] Teh Smit > Granted, it would also take care of the floor, but that's beside the point.
[ 2011.04.17 19:47:50 ] noise > /emote throws the fire extinguisher on the floor and walks towards Kalaratiri
[ 2011.04.17 19:48:32 ] noise > /emote takes out his pistol and aims at the fire extinguisher
[ 2011.04.17 19:48:58 ] Kalaratiri > /emote moves behind noise
[ 2011.04.17 19:49:29 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote munches his sausage.
[ 2011.04.17 19:50:01 ] noise > /emote fires his pistol and hits the fire extinguisher. Fluid and gas gush out of the canister. The fire doesn't go out.
[ 2011.04.17 19:50:12 ] Craftsman 074 > Hehe.
[ 2011.04.17 19:50:25 ] noise > well. That plan didn't work!
[ 2011.04.17 19:51:18 ] noise > /emote shouts into the kitchen. Erm. Guy. Stan. You got any more fire extinguishers?
[ 2011.04.17 19:51:57 ] Kalaratiri > /emote looks around the room, before grinning and grabbing noise's pistol. She walks over towards the fire and takes careful aim. She fires, and the bullet lodges in a pipe > ...What are the pipes round here made of?! Tungsten?!
[ 2011.04.17 19:52:49 ] Teh Smit > This place is kind of dodgy, though, so I don't think Tungsten is something Stan could afford.
[ 2011.04.17 19:53:05 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote notices it's a gas pipe.
[ 2011.04.17 19:53:32 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote backs away a few yards.
[ 2011.04.17 19:53:34 ] Vsmit > Man, you guys are going to blow up the bar again.
[ 2011.04.17 19:53:41 ] noise > /emote steps back a few paces
[ 2011.04.17 19:53:58 ] Craftsman 074 > Errr, Stan.
[ 2011.04.17 19:54:20 ] noise > What is he doing in there anyway?
[ 2011.04.17 19:54:26 ] Craftsman 074 > You might want to step out here.
[ 2011.04.17 19:54:30 ] Kalaratiri > /emote looks embarrased > I though it was a water pipe
[ 2011.04.17 19:55:21 ] Craftsman 074 > Oh Staaaaan.
[ 2011.04.17 19:55:26 ] noise > Well, the fire is spreading to the entrance. Now we're trapped!
[ 2011.04.17 19:55:37 ] Craftsman 074 > We???
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:14 ] Seismic Stan > /emote rushes out of the kitchen with a corpse over his shoulder, bounds over the bar and drops the cadaver onto the centre of the flames.
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:28 ] Vsmit > Is that Feilx10?
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:36 ] Seismic Stan > /emote looks pleased with himself.
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:42 ] Seismic Stan > I knew he'd come in handy eventually.
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:50 ] Craftsman 074 > Roast meat tomorrow....Yay!!
[ 2011.04.17 19:56:54 ] Vsmit > Sweet.
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:14 ] Seismic Stan > /emote rushes back behind the bar and starts belt-feeding beercans from the fridges.
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:18 ] Kalaratiri > /emote blinks > Erm... Who...? Whatt..?
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:27 ] noise > /emote whispers to Kalaratiri > why was there a corpse in the kitchen?
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:36 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote calls "Form a line"
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:46 ] Seismic Stan > He blew up my Orca. He had to pay.
[ 2011.04.17 19:57:58 ] noise > Ah. OK then.
[ 2011.04.17 19:58:09 ] Seismic Stan > To be fair, I never intended for him to die, but I forgot he was in there.
[ 2011.04.17 19:58:13 ] Vsmit > That was an interesting night, to be sure.
[ 2011.04.17 19:58:33 ] Craftsman 074 > Stan, Stan, he's starting to burn,.......turn him over.
[ 2011.04.17 19:58:50 ] Seismic Stan > /emote pours beer onto the flames and hands four-apcks out to folk as he chats.
[ 2011.04.17 19:58:51 ] Teh Smit > /emote pokes the corpse with a long pole, rolling him over.
[ 2011.04.17 19:59:10 ] noise > /emote takes the beer
[ 2011.04.17 19:59:13 ] noise > Thanks!
[ 2011.04.17 19:59:22 ] Craftsman 074 > Mmmmmm, smells like chicken.
[ 2011.04.17 19:59:44 ] noise > That's one big-ass chicken!
[ 2011.04.17 19:59:54 ] Craftsman 074 > Save the rum Stan.
[ 2011.04.17 20:00:16 ] Seismic Stan > Push him around with that pole would you, might as well use him to clear up the broken glass too.
[ 2011.04.17 20:01:06 ] Teh Smit > /emote hands the pole to noise > Get to it, then.
[ 2011.04.17 20:01:15 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote notices that the floorboards add a touch of smokiness to the "meat"
[ 2011.04.17 20:01:19 ] Seismic Stan > The fire seems to be under control and the droid hasn't killed everyone in the room, so must be time for a drink.
[ 2011.04.17 20:01:39 ] noise > /emote takes the pole and pokes the head of the corpse
[ 2011.04.17 20:01:59 ] Seismic Stan > /emote approaches the bar-droid, asks for a round of rum for everyone and is knocked out cold by a robotic upper-cut.
[ 2011.04.17 20:02:54 ] Kalaratiri > /emote is staying well away from both the corpse and the bar droid
[ 2011.04.17 20:02:55 ] noise > /emote sees the bar-droid start throwing glasses around at people
[ 2011.04.17 20:03:00 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote takes the opportunity to steal some rum from behind the bar.
[ 2011.04.17 20:03:35 ] noise > /emote tries to use the pole to deflect the incomming glass but fails miserably and gets a glass to the head.
[ 2011.04.17 20:03:40 ] noise > Oww.
[ 2011.04.17 20:03:50 ] Teh Smit > /emote clonks Craftsman 074 on the back of the head for trying to steal rum.
[ 2011.04.17 20:04:36 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote falls gently into oblivion.
[ 2011.04.17 20:04:37 ] Teh Smit > /emote walks over to the Droid, opens up a panel on its back, presses a few buttons, beats on its head a bit, and the droid stops throwing things.
[ 2011.04.17 20:05:31 ] noise > /emote stands ready with books in each hand ready to throw them at the bar-droid and stared at Teh Smit > you sure it's fixed this time?
[ 2011.04.17 20:05:38 ] Teh Smit > No.
[ 2011.04.17 20:06:08 ] Teh Smit > There's this weird blinking red light, though. I'm sure it's fine.
[ 2011.04.17 20:06:24 ] noise > Why is the red light flashing faster?
[ 2011.04.17 20:06:28 ] Kalaratiri > /emote realises she is still holding the gun and shoots the bar droid. It 'clunks' and falls over
[ 2011.04.17 20:07:17 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote screams as the droid breaks his leg.
[ 2011.04.17 20:07:34 ] noise > Hey watch out! *the bar-droid rolls over onto Teh Smit*
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:00 ] Teh Smit > Oof.
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:02 ] Teh Smit > Thanks.
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:23 ] Teh Smit > /emote pushes the droid off onto the floor.
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:35 ] Kalaratiri > /emote giggles and shoots it some more
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:50 ] Teh Smit > /emote goes into the kitchen and returns with a bucket of water, which is promptly thrown on Stan's face.
[ 2011.04.17 20:08:56 ] Teh Smit > Wake up.
[ 2011.04.17 20:09:19 ] noise > /emote walks over to Kalaratiri and puts a hand on the gun.
[ 2011.04.17 20:09:28 ] noise > How about I take this back?
[ 2011.04.17 20:09:46 ] Seismic Stan > !?
[ 2011.04.17 20:09:55 ] Kalaratiri > /emote clutches the gun > I feel safer with it
[ 2011.04.17 20:09:57 ] Seismic Stan > /emote sits up, dazed.
[ 2011.04.17 20:10:08 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote crawls out to a Med-Droid, hands over a fistfull of credits and waits for a rescue drone to take him to the Med centre.
[ 2011.04.17 20:10:22 ] noise > That might be true. However, I don't think the others do!
[ 2011.04.17 20:10:57 ] Kalaratiri > /emote shrugs > I'm not others, and I like the gun
[ 2011.04.17 20:11:14 ] Vsmit > Kala's a member of Electus Matari. I feel safer with her using projectile weaponry.
[ 2011.04.17 20:11:22 ] noise > Fine!
[ 2011.04.17 20:11:38 ] noise > /emote raises his hands > I have another one. You can keep it.
[ 2011.04.17 20:12:36 ] Kalaratiri > /emote cackles > I'm actually more of a rocket girl, but I don't think thats practical for indoors
[ 2011.04.17 20:13:26 ] noise > /emote points at the corpse > The corpse is burning.
[ 2011.04.17 20:13:42 ] Teh Smit > He probably deserves it.
[ 2011.04.17 20:14:42 ] noise > /emote walks over to Stan and kneels down next to him. > Hey! I like it here!
[ 2011.04.17 20:15:12 ] Seismic Stan > It's better with onions.
[ 2011.04.17 20:15:38 ] Seismic Stan > /emote spits out a tooth.
[ 2011.04.17 20:15:54 ] Seismic Stan > Musta been a good party. My head hurts and I'm covered in charcoal.
[ 2011.04.17 20:16:11 ] Seismic Stan > /emote gets up and looks around,
[ 2011.04.17 20:16:18 ] Seismic Stan > Oh, I remember.
[ 2011.04.17 20:16:51 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote walks back in ....with a brand new leg. "I feel great, but some pilot is gonna be pissed off when he finds his next clone has a limp".
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:14 ] noise > Why did you steal a womans leg?
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:27 ] Kalaratiri > /emote starts laughin
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:33 ] Craftsman 074 > Beggars and choosers...yon know.
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:39 ] Craftsman 074 > *you
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:43 ] Vsmit > He's got a thing for wooden legs.
[ 2011.04.17 20:17:58 ] Kalaratiri > /emote carries on giggling > Don't forget to shave...
[ 2011.04.17 20:19:31 ] Craftsman 074 > /emote wants to know when the "meat" curry will be ready.
[ 2011.04.17 20:20:55 ] noise > /emote 's neocom beeps.
[ 2011.04.17 20:21:06 ] noise > /emote looks at it.
[ 2011.04.17 20:21:53 ] noise > Well guys. Has been a pleasure. Now I have business to attend to. I will see you another time perhaps.
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:05 ] Vsmit > Good luck.
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:07 ] Kalaratiri > /emote stretches > Jumping on a table was a terrible idea. I've pulled a muscles I think *winces*
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:16 ] Seismic Stan > Laters, thanks for coming. Next time bring a broom.
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:18 ] Kalaratiri > Night Noise
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:32 ] noise > /emote walks out of the bar.
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:35 ] Craftsman 074 > Night.
[ 2011.04.17 20:22:59 ] noise > /emote leans back into the doorway > Don't drink all of the rum!